January 2012
6 posts
Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both...
– Arthur C. Clarke (via kapi)
Effort 0 out of 10
I must think of my own things to say and stop just reposting Mr Feastingonroadkill…er…nope, can’t think of anything.
December 2011
5 posts
2 tags
November 2011
16 posts
Knives?
Rotating knives, yes.
We just wanted a nice block of flats!
I see. I guess I didn't properly divine your attitude toward the tenants.
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about...
– Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (via hikergirl)
Aaah Douglas Adams was something special.
WHAT
alwaysunpresentable:
I’ve 3 ex-boyfriends. I noticed today that two of them appear to be moving in together. We went to the same school but they weren’t even close. Wtf. WHAT. This is why I left Washington. Too weird.
Do you think they grew close bitching about their relationships with you?
October 2011
20 posts
Rogers and Astaire →
richmilner: Word of the Day: Gymnophoria →
richmilner:
mabelmoments:
The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you
Is also this the correct term for when I’m too drunk/tired to undress for bed, so I mentally undress myself by way of a compromise, only to awake at 3am in a sweat-sodden stupor?
I have also done the thing in the morning…
If you ever have to chip your balls out of anything, it is a very dangerous sign of...
Cylon and Garfunkel →
From Futurama.
They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you…These guys are...
– Glenn Beck, discussing the Occupy Wall Street protests.
If only…. (via feastingonroadkill)
Glen Beck should be in a circus.
2 tags
September 2011
18 posts
3 tags
Well, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done...
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Miles Davis to Nancy Reagan at a White House dinner in 1987 after she’d enquired as to what he’d done with his life to merit an invitation.
(via jasencomstock & marxisforbros)
richmilner: Liberate the lemon, negatively... →
richmilner:
However rushed I am, however much I need to be somewhere, however fed up I am of waiting, I have all the time in the world to watch the middle aged man fondling a lemon in one hand and prodding the self-service checkout screen with the other for minutes on end, the correct categorisation for said…
Haha! In which the author is made irate by a lemon.